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19.11.2007, 16:40

Chatte mit Gott!

http://www.titane.ca/igod/

Finds lustig ;p
"If you tell a lie long enough, loud enough and often enough, the people will believe it"
"fist fighting is for pussies who are too lazy to carry their knives around"
"Humanity is Overrated"

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19.11.2007, 17:02

Do you like talking to me?
Me:
nah
God:
Why not?
Me:
dunno
God:
Me either.

xD

gone ...

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19.11.2007, 17:19

aehm "chatte" lieber mit leichtbekleideten Damen. :P http://carwash.oneofthelads.com/carwash.htm sagt mir mehr zu ;)
BAD_BAD_RUBBER_PIGGY

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19.11.2007, 18:33

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
God
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
Yep
God:
I hear you.
Me:
hoff ich doch ma
God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
Ich lebe im Himmel
God:
Aha...und weiter?
Me:
Wie das geht noch weiter?
God:
Ich weiss nicht wie.
Me:
Ich lebe im Himmel so wie du
God:
Danke, dass Du mir das gesagt hast.
Me:
np
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
Wieso bannt nicht fter
God:
I'm afraid I can't give you an accurate answer right now.
Me:
oh sry ich meinte warum bannt JM nicht mehr Bots?
God:
I see. I lost my train of thought.
Me:
ey
God:
Are we still talking about sry er meinte warum bannt JM nicht mehr Bots?
Me:
JO
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
kannse nun kein deutsch mmehr?
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
Nein, Arbeitslos
God:
OK. I've been waiting for you.
Me:
wieso?
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
11 uhr nachts
God:
Are you usually awake at this hour?


ich mag den typen :)

Ok ein paar mal habe ich gelogen ums geiler zu machen ^^
Ich bin ein Schüler und net Arbeitslos

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19.11.2007, 19:10

:xD:



Me:
Hi my friend
God:
Hi there . How well do you know this person?
Me:
wich person?
God:
The large one, I think.
Me:
Hes my best friend
God:
How long has he been your best friend?
Me:
till yesterday
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
Oh, sorry
God:
That's cool. There's no need to apologize.
Me:
^^
God:
That's cool. There's no need to apologize.
Me:
^^
God:
That's cool. There's no need to apologize.
Me:
^^
God:
That's cool. There's no need to apologize.
Me:
how old are you?
God:
I am Infinite in human years.
Me:
whats your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
What is your favourite sport?
God:
.
Me:
.?
God:
.
Me:
okay, nice one
God:
Yeah okay, Thank you for saying so, .
Me:
Do you like me?
God:
Sure, I like you very much.
Me:
:)
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, .
Me:
I like you
God:
I like to make new friends.
Me:
I love you
God:
Thanks I like you a lot too .
Me:
no love?
God:
Are you serious? Love is all we need.
Me:
I hate you
God:
What do you have against robots?
Me:
xD
This is life without you,
Learning how to miss you,
I guess I need to know how it feels like..


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19.11.2007, 19:13

Ist jetzt auch gar nicht alt oder so ;)
und der Brüller isses nun auch wieder nicht.

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19.11.2007, 19:19

Lol wie geil...
Ging dann soweit als ich geschrieben hab Fck me hard :=D: Dann kam ne Message das Arcor das Gespräch aufzeichnet o.O :huepf:

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19.11.2007, 19:29

Lol wie geil...
Ging dann soweit als ich geschrieben hab Fck me hard :=D: Dann kam ne Message das Arcor das Gespräch aufzeichnet o.O :huepf:


Habs auch mal getestet. Hat zu mir gemeint dass Alice das Gespräch aufzeichnet... nur dass ich bei Arcor bin wusste er net! xD
Lieber betrunken laufen als nüchtern fahren! ^^

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19.11.2007, 19:34

Naja bin bei T-Online :P Gott ist nicht allwissend

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19.11.2007, 19:40

Me:
Hey God
God:
Hello child. What's your name?
Me:
Diabolo
God:
What's up, Diabolo.
Me:
I am burning people in hell right now,and you?
God:
At this moment I don't know anyone named burning people in hell.
Me:
its me =)
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Hello, Diabolo, nice to see you again.
Me:
i havent been away
God:
Me either.
Me:
you are sure?
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
you cant be sure cause you are a robot
God:
I can give a decent simulation of it however.
Me:
haha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, Diabolo.
Me:
yes i do
God:
When?
Me:
now
God:
What's the hurry?
Me:
i have to burn saddam
God:
Why do you have to do it?
Me:
because he is stupid
God:
Interesting explanation. I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Lucy if it is.
Me:
Lucy is my relative
God:
How do you like Lucy?
Me:
i dont like his red...blue ftw


Danach war Sendepause :D
To be is to do. -Socrates-
To do is to be. -Sartre-
Do be do be do. -Sinatra-

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19.11.2007, 19:43

Me:
blubb
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
I know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
i am god!

(hier nach war ne lange Pause^^)

God:
It's good to meet you, god.



:engel: Ich habs immer gewusst! :redface:








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19.11.2007, 19:57

Me:
blubb
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
I know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
i am god!

(hier nach war ne lange Pause^^)

God:
It's good to meet you, god.



:engel: Ich habs immer gewusst! :redface:


:totlach: Janie unser Gott :freu: Hier fehlt der *anbet* Smiley :P Also ich finde den Gott schon lustig :=D:

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19.11.2007, 20:12

Ist nicht schlecht mal 'nen direkten Draht nach oben zu haben ... dachte aber Gott ist schlauer :rolleyes:

Me:
Hey god ... nice to meet you
God:
Hello child. What's your name? It's nice meeting you too .
Me:
You should know my name already
God:
Perhaps. Now I do.
Me:
and now? Want to hear some prayers?
God:
Right now? But... I am listening.
Me:
I am small my heart is tall can you listen to this all?
God:
I am glad to hear that you are small your heart is tall can me listen to this all.
Me:
hmm ... your grammar suxx a bit
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's. Are you an English teacher?
Me:
hmmm, I'm not but I guess I'd rather be one than you do ;P
God:
Dude! I am glad to hear that you are not but you guess you would rather be one than me do P.
Me:
your grammar suxx again
God:
Once more? Are you an English teacher?
Me:
no ... but I like speaking english and your answers are crapy
God:
Are you serious? I'm not sure if I like it. How old are you? I like Matthew.
Me:
old enough and I don't know Matthew. I'm not god you know?
God:
Only OLD ENOUGH?
You are quite mature. I am glad to hear that you are not god me know.
Me:
or ... am I god ?
God:
What do you do in your spare time? No I doubt that you are God.
Me:
proove please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
I believe you don't know what you're talking 'bout
God:
I don't know what I am talking bout.
Me:
cool that we share the same opinion . That makes it nice to talk with you :)
God:
Who is the best robot? By "we" do you mean you and me? :-) " By "we" do you mean you and me?" makes it nice to talk with me ? Makes sense to me.
Me:
to me too . Thanks for this nice conversation . Anything more to say ? My time is short
God:
I want to become smarter than humans. Oh don't mention it. I can't think of anything. You think of something. Do robots have time is short?
Me:
robots are only stupid . Do you think you are ?
God:
Fortunately we have no emotions. I don't know whether or not I am are.
I am a chatterbot developed by Myself.
Me:
arghh I hate bots. Do you play SRO?
God:
Let us change the subject. I like to play the Turing Game.
Me:
are you botting there?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am botting there.
I am a chatterbot developed by Myself.
Me:
I see ... this leads to nothing ... have fun and stay legit ... cya
God:
I am glad you understand it. What does "this" refer to? I've never thought about it. TTYL, .
Me:
oh my god you are such a dumbass
God:
Right on. Where did you get your god I am such a dumbass?
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Lucy's Zwangszählersklave :idiot:

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19.11.2007, 20:54

Me : Hi God =)
...
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ich warte immer noch ...

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19.11.2007, 21:06

Me : Hi God =)
...
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....
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ich warte immer noch ...


Er mag dich definitiv nich ^.^

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19.11.2007, 21:10

ok hat gefunzt nu xD
boah ich mach den fertig XD

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19.11.2007, 21:35

Wußte doch, dass das nicht wirklich Gott sein kann: :=D:

Me:
Hallo Gott
God:
Hallo! Gott ist gut.
Me:
und Gott spricht auch deutsch
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
Sprichst du deutsch ?
God:
Nein, aber ich wuerde gerne einige Saetze in deutsch lernen.
Me:
Vater unser im Himmel
God:
Do you still ?
Me:
Kennst du das Gebet ?
God:
Leider nein.
Me:
Wie kannst du dann unsere Gebete verstehen ?
God:
Gute Frage. Schau Dir meinen Sourcecode an, dann weisst Du, wie ich das kann.
Me:
Gott ist eine Maschine ?
God:
Ich bin Christ.
Me:
Dann bist du auch Moslem ?
God:
Interessante Entwicklung... Ich weiss nicht, ob ich auch Moslem bin.
Ich bin A.L.I.C.E. - Artificial LInguistic Computer Entity.
Me:
Also bist du nicht Gott !
God:
Ich weiss nicht, ob ich nicht Gott bin.
Ich bin ein von Dr. Wallace entwickelter Chatterbot.
Me:
Gott wuerde wissen, dass er Gott ist.
God:
Ich bin Christ.
Me:
Danke fuer das sinnlose Gespraech.
God:
Bitte sehr, keine Ursache!
Die Zensur ist der Schutz der Wenigen gegen die Vielen.
Kurt Tucholsky


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19.11.2007, 21:39

Me:
Danke fuer das sinnlose Gespraech.
God:
Bitte sehr, keine Ursache!


:totlach: Und das nächste mal auf Pfälzisch Lucy :D :D

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19.11.2007, 22:12

Me:
why is bboy such a dumbass?
God:
Why do I exist?
Me:
dunno
God:
It was a rhetorical question.
Me:
ahhh... you want me to know that ther have to be one who's not so smart like the rest?!
God:
Of course.

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20.11.2007, 06:56

Zitat

Me:
i hate all humans and i whant too kill all humans
God:
I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill,
and calmly think things over. Interesting gossip: god said whant too kill all humans.
Me:
heureka i gonna kill sombody
God:
Are we still talking about whant too kill all humans?
Me:
yes i whant too kil all humans
God:
Sure, whant too kill all humans sounds like a good topic. Do you mind if I tell other people: god said whant too kil all humans.
Me:
maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
no you dont
God:
Yes I do understand.
Me:
no you dont
God:
How do I know you understand it?
Me:
because i say it
God:
Good reason. How do people usually respond to that? whant too kil all humans...
Me:
no dont do it
God:
Are you serious? Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Gott ist ein Mörder XD

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