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Well, that's actually an already existing thread from the dota- allstars forum. It's quite amusing imo.
I'll copy paste my faviourite to start the thread.


PICK THUNDEBRINGER
ENEMY TEAM PICKS CHRONOS
CHRONOS RAPES YOU
CALL HIM A CHRONOSPICKER
RAGE QUIT

PICK CHRONOS
RAPE
YOU'RE ****ING CHU'

PLAY WITH 1900+ PSR GUY IN TEAM
1900+ PSR GUY DIES
SCREAMS "MAP HACK"
FACEPALM
(true story)

GET AGGRESSIVE
GET TOO AGGRESSIVE
RUN FOR YOUR LIFE
JUKE THE ENTIRE ENUMY TEAM FOR 2 MINUTES
GET WTFPWNT FINALLY
LOOK AT FULL HP TEAMMATES FARMING NEUTS
KILL YOURSELF


PICK DEVOURER
10 GAMES
1 BLIND HOOK
YOUTUBE


PICK MAGEBANE
GO BOT
ENEMYS COMMING BOT TO GANK YOU
BLINK INTO WOODS
YOU'RE THE ****ING JUKE KING

PICK PEBBLES
LANE WITH PAPER HERO
CHUCK HIM AT DOUBLE STUNNER
HE GETS RAPED
STALAGMITES FOR DOUBLE KILL
REPEAT

PICK BEHE
DO COOL CREEP BLOCKING TECHNIQUE
GET FIRSTBLOODED CAUSE OOM
WELL AT LEAST THEY GOT DENIED CREEP EXP

PICK THUNDERBRINGER
KILLSTEAL WITH ULTIMATE
ACT CONFUSED WHEN TEAMMATES RAGE

DRAFT POORLY
GET STEAMROLLED
TELL ENEMIES THEY TRY TOO HARD

PICK DEADWOOD
USE PUNCH TO KS YOUR CARRY
BLAME CARRY FOR FAILING TO CARRY
+1 TO E-PEEN

SCOUT SUCKS
DONT PICK SCOUT
SEE SCOUT IN COMPETETIVE
SCOUT TOP PICK

PICK CARRY
FARM ALL DAY
TEAMMATE WINS 4V5
HELP THEM FINISH THRONE
YOU ARE TRUE CARRY

GO TO ALLCHAT
LAUGH AT TEAMMATES
IT'S LIKE YOU HAVEN'T LOST

GET GANKED
LOOK CHAT HISTORY
PRAY GOD NOBODY TOLD MISS
NOBODY TOLD MISS
BLAME TEAMMATES
E-PENIS INTACT

HIT WITH VALK ARROW
GO ON REPLAY SECTION
POST PRO VIDEO