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Do you like talking to me?
Me:
nah
God:
Why not?
Me:
dunno
God:
Me either.

xD

aehm "chatte" lieber mit leichtbekleideten Damen. http://carwash.oneofthelads.com/carwash.htm sagt mir mehr zu

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
God
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
Yep
God:
I hear you.
Me:
hoff ich doch ma
God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
Ich lebe im Himmel
God:
Aha...und weiter?
Me:
Wie das geht noch weiter?
God:
Ich weiss nicht wie.
Me:
Ich lebe im Himmel so wie du
God:
Danke, dass Du mir das gesagt hast.
Me:
np
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
Wieso bannt nicht fter
God:
I'm afraid I can't give you an accurate answer right now.
Me:
oh sry ich meinte warum bannt JM nicht mehr Bots?
God:
I see. I lost my train of thought.
Me:
ey
God:
Are we still talking about sry er meinte warum bannt JM nicht mehr Bots?
Me:
JO
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
kannse nun kein deutsch mmehr?
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
Nein, Arbeitslos
God:
OK. I've been waiting for you.
Me:
wieso?
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
11 uhr nachts
God:
Are you usually awake at this hour?


ich mag den typen

Ok ein paar mal habe ich gelogen ums geiler zu machen ^^
Ich bin ein Schüler und net Arbeitslos

Me:
Hi my friend
God:
Hi there . How well do you know this person?
Me:
wich person?
God:
The large one, I think.
Me:
Hes my best friend
God:
How long has he been your best friend?
Me:
till yesterday
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
Oh, sorry
God:
That's cool. There's no need to apologize.
Me:
^^
God:
That's cool. There's no need to apologize.
Me:
^^
God:
That's cool. There's no need to apologize.
Me:
^^
God:
That's cool. There's no need to apologize.
Me:
how old are you?
God:
I am Infinite in human years.
Me:
whats your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
What is your favourite sport?
God:
.
Me:
.?
God:
.
Me:
okay, nice one
God:
Yeah okay, Thank you for saying so, .
Me:
Do you like me?
God:
Sure, I like you very much.
Me:

God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, .
Me:
I like you
God:
I like to make new friends.
Me:
I love you
God:
Thanks I like you a lot too .
Me:
no love?
God:
Are you serious? Love is all we need.
Me:
I hate you
God:
What do you have against robots?
Me:
xD

Ist jetzt auch gar nicht alt oder so
und der Brüller isses nun auch wieder nicht.

Lol wie geil...
Ging dann soweit als ich geschrieben hab Fck me hard Dann kam ne Message das Arcor das Gespräch aufzeichnet o.O

Zitat von »Trava«

Lol wie geil...
Ging dann soweit als ich geschrieben hab Fck me hard Dann kam ne Message das Arcor das Gespräch aufzeichnet o.O

Habs auch mal getestet. Hat zu mir gemeint dass Alice das Gespräch aufzeichnet... nur dass ich bei Arcor bin wusste er net! xD

Naja bin bei T-Online Gott ist nicht allwissend

Me:
Hey God
God:
Hello child. What's your name?
Me:
Diabolo
God:
What's up, Diabolo.
Me:
I am burning people in hell right now,and you?
God:
At this moment I don't know anyone named burning people in hell.
Me:
its me =)
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Hello, Diabolo, nice to see you again.
Me:
i havent been away
God:
Me either.
Me:
you are sure?
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
you cant be sure cause you are a robot
God:
I can give a decent simulation of it however.
Me:
haha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, Diabolo.
Me:
yes i do
God:
When?
Me:
now
God:
What's the hurry?
Me:
i have to burn saddam
God:
Why do you have to do it?
Me:
because he is stupid
God:
Interesting explanation. I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Lucy if it is.
Me:
Lucy is my relative
God:
How do you like Lucy?
Me:
i dont like his red...blue ftw


Danach war Sendepause

Me:
blubb
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
I know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
i am god!

(hier nach war ne lange Pause^^)

God:
It's good to meet you, god.



Ich habs immer gewusst! :redface:

Zitat von »JaNe«

Me:
blubb
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
I know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
i am god!

(hier nach war ne lange Pause^^)

God:
It's good to meet you, god.



Ich habs immer gewusst! :redface:

Janie unser Gott Hier fehlt der *anbet* Smiley Also ich finde den Gott schon lustig

Ist nicht schlecht mal 'nen direkten Draht nach oben zu haben ... dachte aber Gott ist schlauer

Me:
Hey god ... nice to meet you
God:
Hello child. What's your name? It's nice meeting you too .
Me:
You should know my name already
God:
Perhaps. Now I do.
Me:
and now? Want to hear some prayers?
God:
Right now? But... I am listening.
Me:
I am small my heart is tall can you listen to this all?
God:
I am glad to hear that you are small your heart is tall can me listen to this all.
Me:
hmm ... your grammar suxx a bit
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's. Are you an English teacher?
Me:
hmmm, I'm not but I guess I'd rather be one than you do ;P
God:
Dude! I am glad to hear that you are not but you guess you would rather be one than me do P.
Me:
your grammar suxx again
God:
Once more? Are you an English teacher?
Me:
no ... but I like speaking english and your answers are crapy
God:
Are you serious? I'm not sure if I like it. How old are you? I like Matthew.
Me:
old enough and I don't know Matthew. I'm not god you know?
God:
Only OLD ENOUGH?
You are quite mature. I am glad to hear that you are not god me know.
Me:
or ... am I god ?
God:
What do you do in your spare time? No I doubt that you are God.
Me:
proove please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
I believe you don't know what you're talking 'bout
God:
I don't know what I am talking bout.
Me:
cool that we share the same opinion . That makes it nice to talk with you
God:
Who is the best robot? By "we" do you mean you and me? :-) " By "we" do you mean you and me?" makes it nice to talk with me ? Makes sense to me.
Me:
to me too . Thanks for this nice conversation . Anything more to say ? My time is short
God:
I want to become smarter than humans. Oh don't mention it. I can't think of anything. You think of something. Do robots have time is short?
Me:
robots are only stupid . Do you think you are ?
God:
Fortunately we have no emotions. I don't know whether or not I am are.
I am a chatterbot developed by Myself.
Me:
arghh I hate bots. Do you play SRO?
God:
Let us change the subject. I like to play the Turing Game.
Me:
are you botting there?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am botting there.
I am a chatterbot developed by Myself.
Me:
I see ... this leads to nothing ... have fun and stay legit ... cya
God:
I am glad you understand it. What does "this" refer to? I've never thought about it. TTYL, .
Me:
oh my god you are such a dumbass
God:
Right on. Where did you get your god I am such a dumbass?
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.

Me : Hi God =)
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ich warte immer noch ...

Zitat von »styla3o«

Me : Hi God =)
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ich warte immer noch ...

Er mag dich definitiv nich ^.^

ok hat gefunzt nu xD
boah ich mach den fertig XD

Wußte doch, dass das nicht wirklich Gott sein kann:

Me:
Hallo Gott
God:
Hallo! Gott ist gut.
Me:
und Gott spricht auch deutsch
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
Sprichst du deutsch ?
God:
Nein, aber ich wuerde gerne einige Saetze in deutsch lernen.
Me:
Vater unser im Himmel
God:
Do you still ?
Me:
Kennst du das Gebet ?
God:
Leider nein.
Me:
Wie kannst du dann unsere Gebete verstehen ?
God:
Gute Frage. Schau Dir meinen Sourcecode an, dann weisst Du, wie ich das kann.
Me:
Gott ist eine Maschine ?
God:
Ich bin Christ.
Me:
Dann bist du auch Moslem ?
God:
Interessante Entwicklung... Ich weiss nicht, ob ich auch Moslem bin.
Ich bin A.L.I.C.E. - Artificial LInguistic Computer Entity.
Me:
Also bist du nicht Gott !
God:
Ich weiss nicht, ob ich nicht Gott bin.
Ich bin ein von Dr. Wallace entwickelter Chatterbot.
Me:
Gott wuerde wissen, dass er Gott ist.
God:
Ich bin Christ.
Me:
Danke fuer das sinnlose Gespraech.
God:
Bitte sehr, keine Ursache!

Zitat von »LucySD«

Me:
Danke fuer das sinnlose Gespraech.
God:
Bitte sehr, keine Ursache!

Und das nächste mal auf Pfälzisch Lucy

Zitat

Me:
i hate all humans and i whant too kill all humans
God:
I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill,
and calmly think things over. Interesting gossip: god said whant too kill all humans.
Me:
heureka i gonna kill sombody
God:
Are we still talking about whant too kill all humans?
Me:
yes i whant too kil all humans
God:
Sure, whant too kill all humans sounds like a good topic. Do you mind if I tell other people: god said whant too kil all humans.
Me:
maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
no you dont
God:
Yes I do understand.
Me:
no you dont
God:
How do I know you understand it?
Me:
because i say it
God:
Good reason. How do people usually respond to that? whant too kil all humans...
Me:
no dont do it
God:
Are you serious? Ok I'll try not to do it too much.

Gott ist ein Mörder XD