You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey
Stranger: Hey
You: I'm a bear
You: How are you
Stranger: REALY? *-*
Stranger: Can I hug you?
You: Yeah
Stranger: I'm fine, and you?
You: But be careful
You: I might maul you
You: Bears are dangerous
Stranger: ooown :3 -hugs-
You: OH NO
You: I JUST MAULED YOU
You: I TORE OUT YOUR EYES
You: AND YOUR GUTS ARE ALL OVER THE FLOOR
Stranger: OMG, RUN TO THE HILLS \o\
You: YOURE BLEEDING
You: GET SOME MEDICAL ATTENTION QUICK
You: HURRY
You: STILL BLEEDING
Stranger: AMAGAD DD:
Stranger: BYE, BEAR
You: BYE
Stranger: But you're cute to hug ;D
You: SORRY FOR MAULING YOU
Stranger: do not worry -runs-
Stranger:

You: But thats what bears do
You: Oh
You: You got any honey
You: Or picnic baskets
You: I'm really hungry
Stranger: Well, I might have some...
Stranger: but I'm bleeding D:
You: OH SHIT
You: OK
You: LET ME APPLY PRESSURE TO THE WOUND
You: OH SHIT
Stranger: let me take the honey
You: I ACCIDENTALLY MAULED YOU AGAIN
You: NEVER TRUST BEARS
You have disconnected.
Ich ausversehen mein Lachen.