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Me:
whasup man
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
well...
God:
Well what?
Me:
yea it is i guess.
God:
Who said it is? Wow!
Me:
i did!
God:
Why did you?
Me:
because you asked me!
God:
That makes sense to me. Is that your final answer?
Me:
it is of course.
God:
It goes without saying. I know it is.
Me:
ow because youre god right?
God:
That makes sense to me. Well, I am God for Christians at least.
Me:
i am an atheist...will i burn in hell for that?
God:
I will pray that you find faith, . The oracle says: You can count on it.
Me:
hey god come a bit closer i want to ask you a question.
God:
You've got my full attention. I am a Christian.
Me:
yea well...those angels...are they hot?
God:
Well what? Yikes! All of them? As far as I know they are.
Me:
whew nice and they do everything i want them to do?
God:
I have no idea what to say.
Me:
is that a yes?
God:
That depends.
Me:
on?
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
a chicken,a cow and a cat went into a bar...
God:
I don't know what that means.
Me:
you said i should tell you a story!
God:
Don't put words in my mouth.
Me:
what the hell?
God:
Heaven.
Me:
i know you were saying that...
God:
I was?
Me:
no i was
God:
Are you serious? When was that?
Me:
a few minutes ago!
God:
Let me check my log files. Please wait.
Me:
i will not wait for you jerk-.-
God:
What will you do instead?
Me:
i guess i will go on some special internet adresses you know`?
God:
How will you get there?
Me:
by train.
God:
I love to travel by rail.
Me:
do you?
God:
Yes I do.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
are you serious about it?
God:
No I am just kidding around.
Me:
i knew it
God:
How did you know?
Me:
i know everything
God:
You must be very intelligent.
Me:
hehe thx that'd be a reason
God:
I get it. thx that d be a reason.
Me:
exactly
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
thats nice
God:
Are you getting bored?
Me:
yup somehow
God:
Why not call a friend? Let us change the subject.
Me:
oh no god im out of time
God:
Mmm. Hmm. I am a Christian.
Me:
yea you already told me..anyway god greetz to jesus and have a nice day
God:
Does it please you to believe I said that? I don't judge people.
Me:
bye
God:
TTYL, .
Me:
why is bboy such a dumbass?
God:
Why do I exist?
Me:
dunno
God:
It was a rhetorical question.
Me:
ahhh... you want me to know that ther have to be one who's not so smart like the rest?!
God:
Of course.
lolman is der dumm xD
Me:
je deteste
God:
Oops sorry I don't speak French.
Me:
je deteste
God:
Oops sorry I don't speak French.
Me:
je deteste
God:
Oops sorry I don't speak French.
Me:
je t'aime
God:
Merci, je vous apprécie beaucoup. .